June 2010
"I don't think I could stand to watch you die, knowing you'd never wake up again."
“We’re shooting a video today w/ @SamTrammell from True Blood! Can you guess what it’s about? http://twitpic.com/1zbhv6”
—funnyordie
ARRRRGH
JACKSON RATHBONE AISLE LOAF EWE :) <3
OMG YOU'RE RIGHT THERE'S NOT EVEN AN OPTION FOR BOLD WTAF???
BOO.
REBLOG IF THIS IS HAPPENS TO YOU.
Them:Heyy
You:Heeeey.
Them:Whatsup?
You:Nothing,bored.Wbu ?
Them:Oh.Same here
You: Yeahh .*
End of conversation.
"I didn't fall. The floor came up and bit me."
if anyone wants to go speed dating, i'll go with you for moral support. and for a laugh :)
Ears are really itchy. i was up last night for an hour 'cause of them.
“The word ‘aphrodisiac’ comes from Aphrodite, the Greek goddess of love. As the myth goes, she was born when Ouranos was castrated by his son, Cronus. Cronus threw his severed genitals into the sea, and then she came forth from the sea on an oyster shell. Because she was born of the sea, many types of seafood have the reputation of being an aphrodisiac.”
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