if he ever sees me, he’ll be like, you do not look like your photo
damn right I don’t
because I am covered in spots
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
*thousands of cups of tea smash to the ground in shock*
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I wish I had friends and could actually go places and do things instead of spending all my time on tv shows and this dumb blog