| Natalie | England | Nihilist | “Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind and has given up worrying once and for all.”
— Ovid


“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)

Will I ever be rid of spots

Story of my life

  -  22 April


what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

So like Ursala and Phb in Friends

(Source: grossr5)


who is kissing me on new year’s

my alcohol or my tears


someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

I predict this spot won’t peak until Wednesday.

  -  21 April

Actually gonna have company tomorrow so it won’t look like I’m completely alone in the house tomorrow


  -  21 April




i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake


i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

So having analysed myself I’ve come to realise I don’t want responsibilities.

Well bitch, tough.

It’s great when you realise you should’ve made different subject choices

  -  21 April
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